Dion Moult Seriously who ever reads this description.

Hello. I hacked the GIS website.

On 9 September 2009 with 16 comments

Not only did I hack it. I plastered my name all over it. Because what I really want to do is go to jail. I also want to get on bad terms with my school just before they write my references for my university application. Oh, I especially want to fill up that field saying “criminal records” on the UCAS application website.

My sense of humour is limited to rickrolling people on the internet. It is my life’s dream and destiny for my name to become synonymous with Rick Astley. I also linked to my blog so that everybody will know who I am. I can get more visitors on my blog and be really famous and popular. Hooray.

I also invented the name “Team Aerosol”. The name demonstrates the amazing linguistic capabilities and love for imagery in literature I have exhibited over the years.

Interestingly enough, when I was hacking the website, a lot of people started adding me as friends on Facebook. I am now extremely popular and I can add it to my list of social networking sites of which I have the most friends.

I also know how to use this fancy technique called “MSSQL injection” to hack the website. That is how I did it. MSSQL stands for Microsoft SQL. This is tribute to my most respected company of all time. Microsoft products have been part of my daily routine and I love nothing more than to purchase their corporate licenses just “for the fun of it”.

With my upcoming year 13 exams, I place hacking the school website as my highest priority.

Also, in all the years I’ve been in the school, I’ve been waiting for the opportune moment to leave such a mark. By leaving it to so late in the game, not only am I certain that they cannot catch me as I will leave to university before they have the chance, but it also ensures that I can make my knowledge about computers inconspicuous for all the previous years and strike without anybody suspecting it was me.

Disclaimer: no. I did not hack it. If you are unable to recognise my dripping sarcasm perhaps that explains why I got a B in English at IGCSE.

Update: it’s past midnight, hacker(s). I like to get a good 6 hours of sleep (at least). It’s healthy. Good night. You should sleep too, continue tomorrow if it pleases you.

Update: this hacker has style.

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16 Comments

Josh Wilkinson says: (9 September 2009)

What the hell? That sounds ridiculous. I can’t see the website though.

Dion Moult says: (10 September 2009)

Hey there Josh, I would link to it but that’ll probably attract more people.

Dan Fego says: (10 September 2009)

…so, the best I can figure, you were accused of hacking some website?

Dion Moult says: (10 September 2009)

Not accused, but somebody hacked a site under my name.

Dan Fego says: (10 September 2009)

That’s quite dishonorable/dumb. And I would have gotten it before if I had the seen the URL for this entry :-P . In any case, I think it’s good you’ve posted something denying it. Next step is to find the bastard. :)

Dion Moult says: (10 September 2009)

Well they quite kindly linked to my blog, thus allowing me to easily broadcast a message. I’m not sure if that was kindness or stupidity.

I’ll update if anything else interesting happens.

Josh Wilkinson says: (10 September 2009)

In my group of accquaintaces, it would be quite simple to find anyone who knew MSSQL. I suppose that’s the benefit of being thick.

Masayuki Isato says: (10 September 2009)

So dion, did you find the betrayer? It is not nice to do something bad and puts the blame onto someone else…can someone explain why is this happening to our beloved planet Earth?

Erik Kylen says: (10 September 2009)

Oh man, why would someone do that to you? I assume the principal and teachers have already realized you are innocent. People who know you know it couldn’t have been you. Period.

Dion Moult says: (10 September 2009)

Personally not quite bothered who did it. I had no involvement in this to begin with and don’t see why I should get involved now (unless I’m being accused – of which what Erik said is right). I’ve got other things to spend my time on.

hari says: (11 September 2009)

Hi Dion,

Talking of hacking, did you upgrade to the latest version of WP? Otherwise, your site might be at the receiving end of “hacking”.

I just wanted to let you know. I’m sure you would have read the advisory on many websites including wordpress.org

Dion Moult says: (11 September 2009)

Yeah I heard about WP’s latest vulnerabilities – apparently XKCD was on the receiving end of it :P But I keep it updated all the time, especially with that lovely one-click upgrade they added.

Tarik says: (11 September 2009)

And dont worry im here to bust some asses, if he tries. :)

I love netwrk security! gets the blood pumping battling hackers. (most are script kiddies)

p. says: (11 September 2009)

This is pure dishonesty,shame on the hacker(s).But think on the bright side,you’ve gained popularity now! :) May you be well and happy.

Dion Moult says: (11 September 2009)

Well Tarik, I’m more than happy to join you in your quest for ultimate security. Or something. :)

Petra, are you suggesting I wasn’t popular before ;) Anyways it did make the past two days a bit more interesting for me.

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Born in 1992 (do the math), Male, and floating around the GMT+8 timezone. I do graphic design, some 3D work, and I'm currently working on a "soon" to be released 3D animated movie. I do some programming here and there and have become fluent in XHTML, CSS, PHP and MySQL. Web development is my main area of computer expertise but I always have some weird and fantastic projects being juggled around my schedule. I like the concept of open-source and run Gentoo Linux. I play the piano and compose music. I hate this blog design but I'm never happy with any design.

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