Archive for August, 2009

Good riddance, Twitter.

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Twitter has successfully put the “Twit” in “Twitter”. Some people realised that I apparently vanished off the face of the Earth on Twitter. I realised that I used Twitter in a way that was better served through other methods. I followed people/groups in order to keep up with tech news, and mainly “tweeted” in order to alert others of new updates on my various projects.

The first is obviously a crappy function duplication of the RSS aggregator – except for lazy people. The people that I were following that weren’t simply news corporations were, quite frankly, idiots. Well, idiots on Twitter.

No. I don’t want to hear about the weather, no matter how you choose to describe it. I don’t care for parrots who simply re-tweet everything. I especially don’t want to hear about your depressing thoughts described in the most enigmatic and bullshit words possible.

What I do like however is people who can readily distinguish between reality and their own little fantasy world and know which of those other people like to know about. Once that distinction is made I’d like further categorisation for time-wasters and useful information. Sad to say that I didn’t really see anything in the “useful information” column outside news companies – who reported real people doing real things that made real impacts.

As interesting as technology might be, the Internet is the nine-years consecutive winner of the “stupid content” award. If you don’t believe me, take a look at this blog post, which lists the most popular alphabetically listed search terms on Google after “I like to”, including my all-time favourites “I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur” and “I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger“. So-called Social Networks like Twitter are propagating this nonsense and it stands to reason that my Tweets were being read by similar idiots. Or not read at all.

Suffice to say that my account was better off being nonexistent. I wish to disassociate myself from this crowd and remain close to my ideals.

Sibelius, Finale, Cakewalk? Real men use Lilypond.

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Some of the old-timers on this site might recognise the title’s startling similarity to the introductory article I wrote about LaTeX. I received some questions on how I created the music sheet in the previous post about my upcoming composition, Evan, and the answer is: with Lilypond.

As you’ve probably guessed already, Lilypond is a markup language, just like LaTeX. You don’t use a graphical user interface to insert your notes, rests, and whatnot, but instead just code it into a plain text file and convert it to a, let’s say PDF format when you’re ready to view it.

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Music scores are complex. Much, much more complex than your word documents. You might have a good deal of fun formatting wizardry going around with LaTeX, but with music, you have notes, you have staffs, bars, stems, different symbols, different types of annotations, clusters, rests, expression markings, decoration (stuff like trills etc), and don’t even get me started on modern music. A score of a modern music piece is probably a piece of art in itself, my stemless notes, dotted barlines and lack of a time signature in my previous post being nothing compared to what’s out there. All of this has to be pieced together in a readable format, whilst still giving the composer flexibility to modify the score to put whatever they wants.

If anybody here has used the famous notation softwares out there such as Sibelius or Finale, it’s quick and easy to learn but a pain when you get to decently complex scores. You also quickly realise that the stuff you produce on there definitely looks nothing professional and mediocre at best. If you consider creating a score, for, let’s say an orchestral piece, you’d not want to continue using these traditional programs.

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Take for example that score above. It’s of decent complexity and created using lilypond. Attempt something like that in other programs and you’d fail horribly.

Lilypond is like LaTeX. You tell it what your score will contain, and Lilypond will work out the best way to format it. That’s the best thing - it ensures readability, something vital in any score and a real pain to do manually. Here is a simple example, as a picture speaks a thousand words:

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Lilypond is flexible. It allows you to notate very modern pieces with weird artifacts such as, in my own piece missing stems. Of course you may even have missing notes, or even stems that branch out or waving lines to symbolise a direction. (please, don’t just add these for the fun of it, you need to know why and when they should be used and more importantly how to use them)

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It’s also fast. Don’t believe me if you want to, but I would honestly say that creating a score in Lilypond is faster than other software (well, LaTeX in my opinion is also faster than Word Processors). Not only can you chunk in notes as fast as you can possibly type them (and you get used to how to input notes very quickly), you can also use variables. If you have a repeating section of a piece, you can just assign it to a variable, just like in math you can say x = 5, and whenever you want to use that section, or in math, the number 5, you just dump the variable and it does it all automatically.

One other feature some might consider a plus point is that it can output the score in midi format. My personal view is that midi should be marked illegal and anybody who uses it be sent straight to prison, because it sounds like crap and effectively slaughters the beauty of the piece, but – well, it does it anyway if you tell it to.

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It’s hard to fully appreciate the capabilities that Lilypond provides but I’d like to stress one: readability. Lilypond takes this very seriously. Just as music has evolved through the ages so has scorewriting, and Lilypond really adds that professional feel to whatever score you produce. If you create scores, I would recommend it.

All well and good, but how do I start using Lilypond?

Just like LaTeX it doesn’t matter if you’re on Windows, Mac or Linux. Lilypond works cross-platform and doesn’t charge a buck. First you’d want to hop over to their website, and proceed to the download page. Their website looks as though somebody ate the stylesheet, but nevertheless I can assure you that the program definitely has style. You’d then want to start reading the documentation.

You’d want to read that documentation carefully and ensure you understand what’s going on especially if you’re new to markup languages. Go through step by step – it contains many cross-links but I would recommend just doing it in the order it presents itself in. I cannot say the first score you ever produce with Lilypond will be up and running within 5 minutes, but you’ll get used to it, and when you do, you’ll be really glad you did.

Note (no pun intended): the images were shamelessly ripped off various parts of their site, but all with good promotional intention.

Composition in progress: Evan

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

I’ve been doing composition again! School has started and that means that it’ll be difficult again to keep up with the rest of my interests. I’m quite happy to say that I’ve managed to keep the post-every-two-days going for a while, with each post actually announcing something significant that has occurred or something I did that I can share.

My cousin is going to have a wedding. I am very happy for him and he’s asked me to perform a little something during the wedding. What could be a better opportunity to compose a new piece? My past three compositions were very rushed on time and so I hope this one could be of somewhat decent quality. (that’s not to say I’m completely free to spend all my time on this, of course!)

I’m quite traditional when it comes to composition. I cannot believe people who use all these technologies and digital whatnot and hi-tech recordings during composition. When it comes to piano the computer pretty much plays no part at all. I sit there with a sheet of music paper and a pencil. Then I just mess around. Or something like that.

I only touch the computer when that sheet becomes too messy to read or I need to clarify some ideas. This obviously means that the computer-typeset score is most of the time miles behind the scribbles. Nevertheless, I have made a decent start. It’s without annotations and still needs polishing. Here is the start of it, and if any of you are musically inclined I would love to hear a recording of your interpretation on how to play it!

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Of course, it’s still very much a work in progress, needs polishing and development. More soon! Oh, and if you are so musically inclined feel free to improvise and send suggestions too :)

My OpenDesktop Competition Submission: Wipup

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Folks from PlanetKDE last heard me announcing my journey along the path to become a KDE developer. There are many ways to do this and unfortunately the path that involves learning a load of C++ and start developing applications is still making slow but steady progress and not (yet) eligible for public announcement.

But – there are many ways to contribute!

I knew about the OpenDesktop Competition for quite a while now and originating from the area of webdevelopment I realised that my latest project ties almost perfectly with its goals. Obviously being very much related to KDE development and open-source in general I wanted to share it here:

Click here to check out my submission.

Obviously the main way to make this project become successful is through community support. I really think this can be integrated well such as through plasmoids or plugins on applications such as Krita or Dolphin.

Sorry for not really explaining what it’s about because it’s quite difficult to explain very quickly. But here is a crappy attempt: It allows users and developers to showcase the works in progress of their projects and keep in touch through them.

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Of course, if you like the idea, I would love feedback and voting :)

The historic passing of VisionBin.

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

As of today, visionbin.com no longer exists. It has been a memorable experience since the VisionBin project first began a good year back. It was a little bit of several ideas pieced together to form something utterly confused. VisionBin joins the long line of projects that were once the single reason behind existing to nothing but a failure.

But really - a failure? Anything but a failure. Every single project represents a learning experience. It has never been more appropriate to say “the journey to create is much, much more significant than the final creation itself“. This is the most important thing I want to share with the Eadrax project, the one I’m working on now.

Of course, I also learned not to buy domain names from godaddy.com. You shouldn’t either.

You’re putting your mum on Gentoo? You’re mad.

Friday, August 21st, 2009

This is the second time I’m putting Gentoo on my mum’s computer. The first time was a good year or so ago – however my own old laptop got a hardware failure soon after and so I *ahem* took her computer. (I’m innocent I swear!) She’s decently computer illiterate and has always wanted to learn. She recently got a new laptop, an Acer Aspire 4535 (it comes without Windows pre-installed).

Had to install it using the SystemRescueCD as Gentoo’s minimal install didn’t have the module for my NIC. Xorg is compiling, the holidays are almost over, and it’s time to overload my schedule again.

To make this a bit more computer-relevant, I ask you: what do you suggest I do to help make it “easier” to use for someone like my mum? I am planning a cron-scheduled usual sync, update, revdep-rebuild. I don’t think I can automate the etc-update but that could pretty easy to train I think. Kernel updates is going to be a hassle. She wants KDE and so that means unstable packages.

Sounds fun.

The Eadrax Dashboard

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Project Eadrax, one of the main things I’ve been dedicating my time to nowadays is currently stalled. This is because to continue we really need a design. Unfortunately our designer promised more than he could deliver and it’s been a waiting game for quite a while now. He asked to be given one more week (until the 24th) and I really hope we have a design to present then. Worst case scenario we need another webdesigner, or at least somebody who’ll help me on icons and work with me on making the new design.

Meanwhile I wanted to showcase some of the new features we see in Eadrax that the old version didn’t have: the Eadrax Dashboard Charts. To be honest, this feature was actually implemented a few weeks back and were given the honours of having the second reported (and now fixed) bug. I was wondering what sort of statistics would make Eadrax an interesting system to use, at the same time subconciously persuading users to contribute content ;)

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The first is the newsfeed. This is exactly like other systems, such as Facebook. It basically says what’s been going on with the people you are tracking and the projects you are subscribed to. It looks quite ugly now, as like I said before, we need a design. All that exists now the barebones system. If you’re wondering about the “asdf”-like text, that’s because I simply dumped in some data in the database to see if it worked – and yes, it did :) Of course, you might spot some errors here – for example how can I subscribe to my own project? How can I track myself? This is obviously impossible! Actually yes it is, but I just dumped in data to make it look realistic – it’s all fake.

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The second are statistics about your own popularity. Who is tracking you and who are subscribed to your projects. It breaks it down per project for subscribes and we can probably display this information similar to how your “followers” are displayed on Twitter. Or we could be more original – ideas are welcome! So as you can see above, I have two projects, the “Eadrax” project and the “wefwef” project.

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Now it gets more interesting. This shows how many updates you have submitted each week for the past 8 weeks. I simply added some dummy information and didn’t go too far back in time, so obviously when you actually start to use the website these graphs will look much, much more interesting. So according to this, I did nothing until the 6th of July, did a decent amount of work during that week, but slacked a bit during the next week.

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Another graph shows how many comments I have given, and how many comments on my stuff I have received. We want to encourage feedback as an important part of this system, and we hope lots of comments (and constructive, too) turn up. Also, it’s quite fun to have two lines on one graph ;)

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This graph is straight and to the point – it tells you if people are actually looking at your stuff. Obviously here the statistics don’t add up. For example, by the 13th of July I did not get any views, yet somebody commented on my stuff – how is that possible? This is because I made up values in the database just for testing purposes, of course – not because my code is buggy (crappy maybe, but I think it works)

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Now we enter the lovely world of pie charts. This shows you how many people are subscribed to each project. Again, the math doesn’t add up – previously I had only mentioned two projects, the “Eadrax” and the “wefwef” project – so what is the “Trackers” project? In fact, I also mentioned that you can both “track” people and “subscribe” to individual projects. It therefore goes without saying that if you are tracking somebody, you are automatically subscribed to all of their projects. I hope that makes sense, and I hope that really makes this pie chart useful. For example, I can see that people really like the Eadrax project – perhaps I should update it more.

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This pie chart shows kudos (the plural of kudos is kudos, whoops!) per project. If somebody likes what you did on an update, they can “kudos” it – this simply adds them up. As you can see here, some of our kudos belong in the “Uncategorised” section – that means not all updates need to be categorised within projects. This is useful if you are simply doing random testing or doodles that isn’t part of something major. What’s vital about this chart is that you can see it keeps the same colour codes, so you don’t get mixed up. Here we can see that even though it seems as though two people are notified when I update “wefwef” and only one (the person who is tracking me) is notified when I submit an uncategorised update, the uncategorised ones seem a lot more popular. Again, this is all just fake data :) I don’t really have a project called “wefwef”.

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Finally we can see our own personal activity on our projects. As we can see here, even though I am equally active on both Eadrax and wefwef, Eadrax is significantly more popular as seen from our previous chart. I spend most of my time on random crap, but only one person out of a potential four people are notified about it – but rightly so that person seems to be a big fan of my random crap work, and so I get the most kudos on my uncategorised stuff. Useful, eh?

This data will probably be presented in some sort of grid layout once we have a proper user interface – but until then it’s just random images spewed here and there. However I wanted to show you what it’s looking like now and see if you like it!

Blender Model Repository system upgraded

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Today I just wanted to say that I finally got around to upgrading the system behind the Blender Model Repository. The BMR runs on the Xoops CMS and I can’t say it’s the best CMS I’ve seen. It’s a good many versions out of date and has been in need of an upgrade for quite a while.

Recently we’ve been under attack by some rather pesky bots and even hacking attempts. I don’t condone hacking (unless it’s authorised stress-testing) and feel quite sad that some people would even consider trying to break into a harmless community supporting website.

There were several options for an upgrade, including a fresh install with a manual import, or perhaps just an overwrite of all the valuable files, but in the end it turns out the developers behind Xoops cared about backward compatibility and provided a guide for dealing with such situations.

During the upgrade process, and even when monitoring those would-be intruders I would like to highlight my host, OpticEmpire – their stunning customer service, personable support and hilarious working hours leave little to be desired. If you need a website host, I would recommend them.

Needless to say we are up to date again and I’ve got some upcoming plans for the BMR – but I think I’d better get Eadrax ship-shape first.

Botspam or loners?

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

I was clearing out some of the spam comments I receive on this blog when I noticed some comments were debatable. The contents of the comment were definitely related to the subject matter and some even showed a hint of legitimate interest, but they linked back to sites akin to “losebodyweightnow.com” and posted under ridiculous names you’d find in Scrabble.

Further research found that apparently there are companies online that pay people to comment on blogs and link back to other rather suspicious websites – presumably paying the very same company for “quality” advertising. Even sadder than that is that similarly there are companies that allow you to buy comments for your own website.

Why my own blog has risen to such a status of “worthy of force comments” is a question you should probably ask those crappy web crawlers who serve these spam companies, but we have a more serious issue at hand here: the relationship status of those who pay people to comment on their own blogs.

Now boys and girls, play nice and teach Akismet the nature of these comments.

P.S. Apparently it seems as though Bing is getting people to post positive comments on themselves. How scandalous!

Windows Mobile 6.5 Review

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

You know that nervous feeling you get just before you install Linux for the first time? Especially if you’re installing something like Gentoo – all that weird scrolling of funny commands scream “no more warranty for you“? It’s quite the same when you flash your first ROM – the equivalent of installing an OS on your phone.

I own a Windows Mobile phone. I would be lying to say that my general dislike of Windows extends to the Mobile version – it is a very capable operating system, and more importantly, very flexible. I would probably go so far to say that it’s better than all of the alternatives in that market (which is definitely more than 2). I would also like to spend an article discussing what I believe are the best/vital application for it, but I’ll save that for later.

If you buy any Windows Mobile powered phone nowadays, it’ll probably come preloaded with Windows Mobile 6. However two newer version do exist (for beta-testing): 6.1 and 6.5 – the latter being the latest, and apparently a huge improvement over 6.1. When 6.1 came out, I instantly looked for a way to upgrade, new features are always attractive. I found a lovely community by the name of XDA-Developers – basically a bunch of smartphone geeks. However most of them said that especially for my phone model, it would lag and probably be as stable as Vista.

6.5 has been out for a while, and that has allowed plenty of ROMs to mature and undergo vigorous testing by others. ROMs are basically the equivalent of Linux Distributions - they come with their own style, preloaded applications, system modifications, and so on. I picked a ROM that I thought looked good (mainly because it sticks to the defaults – I don’t like all the unwanted bulk) and flashed it (on a Windows computer – there is a way to flash it on Linux but I didn’t want to risk “bricking” the phone.)

Right, that was a long introduction, let’s get to the review!

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The today, or home screen, has a brand-spanking new interface named Titanium. The home screen is one of the vital areas of the phone – allowing you quick access to pretty much anything you need. It now looks downright dashing and is themeable. It provides access to S(M)MSes, phone records, favourite contacts, weather, email, and has plugins to extend its functionality. It’s a definitely improvement and all this time when WM has been playing catch-up on Apple’s “home” screen, this is where its overtaken Apple.

It makes full use of both vertical scrolling (to choose between plugins) and horizontal scrolling (for more information within plugins). Shown in the example above are two plugins, the “clock”, which is where it is left at for most of the time, and the media plugin, which allows you to control your music playing (even choose other songs, pause, play) right from the home screen. Other examples (not pictured) are the calendar, which allows you to flick through your upcoming appointments within the next two days, and the pictures which allows you to browse your pictures. Etc. Wonderful stuff.

Even on my HTC Hermes, probably not known now for its processing power, it runs quite smoothly and only lags when I am running several programs on the side. This is acceptable I guess.

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The lock screen has also been improved. It follows the same “sliding” action as the iPhone but the slider begins at the middle – nifty if you prefer to hold it with your left hand or your right. A definite plus is that it shows useful information on the lock screen. Shown here it is displaying an upcoming appointment, but it also shows SMSes, missed calls, etc.

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The start menu has been replaced to a rather beehive-ish layout. Microsoft claims it improves usability - other than being bigger and more touch-friendly than the previous menu, I don’t personally see any difference to the classical grid layout – if anything, its more confusing. At least its aesthetic and overlays upon your background image (note I am using one of the defaults). It’s not very configurable at the moment and you’ll have to scroll a bit if you have a lot of applications, but this could be liable to change in the future.

Please also note that in the screenshot above the ROM I used modified it so that it shows 4 columns instead of the default 3. This is an improvement but keep in mind that other releases might not feature the same 4 column layout.

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The next up is what I believe is the biggest improvement: every single menu or scrollable frame has been given thicker padding and a kinetic scroller. The scrollbars themselves have been made slightly bigger, but more importantly you can see that it’s well spaced, finger-friendly, and of course, you can flick through it easily. Shown in the picture is the “browse files” and a menu of the browse files. It does look a tad bit fat in the picture, but all-in-all I don’t see how I did without it in the past.

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Finally I am going to highlight some of the in-house application upgrades. First is the messages application, which deals with SMSes, Emails, etc. Messages are now shown in a conversation view – true, this is an old feature with other smartphones, but a godsend for Windows Mobile users. Internet Explorer has also been revamped – and new design almost completely ripped off Opera Mobile. Buttons hide themselves automatically to give maximum screen estate when surfing, and a mini-page map shows when you scroll around the webpage – with of course kinetic scrolling. Tabs are also a huge plus. However my personal experience hasn’t been that great as it does seem to lag quite a bit – so I will be sticking to Opera Mobile for the moment.

I should also mention that around here and there several small usability tweaks have been made and though screenshots cannot capture these effectively they really add to the “polish” Windows seems to be doing on their beta in preparation for the upcoming Windows Mobile 7.

Finally, this is also version 6.5 – Windows seems to be hard at work and making lots of improvements – and already other reviews on later versions show an interesting new improvement on the softkeys at the bottom. I’m looking forward to where this is going, and definitely think Windows Mobile 7 will turn out to be a success – at least if their competitors don’t make them play catch up again.

How to chase somebody online.

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Recently I wanted somebody I knew online to do something for me. He has agreed to do this and it’s not unreasonable. Plenty of time has already passed with delays again and again. So I asked my Dad:

Dad, how do you chase somebody online?

My Dad works in management, so his entire job revolves around chasing people. His first response was:

Forget MSN, it’s a waste of time – go email.

Now I was rather shocked – I should think that if I could catch the guy online on MSN I could confront him with my super-scary schizophrenia att-I’ll kill you all! Interested in how to chase a person using email, my Dad expanded on his statement:

You see, you send a message to him asking him very politely to send you an update on the job. He will most likely not reply – not a problem, you just blind carbon-copy yourself the message. A week later, you forward the BCC to him with another additional “please send me some updates”, maintaining your polite speech. Repeat this and the person will notice how many times he has been asked, all of them being very polite – this is really embarrassing for them and hopefully effective enough to get them to reply and see results.

Just thought I might share that lovely technique with you all – if you aren’t already using it.

Oh, and Chris if you’re reading this, get back to work.

Hyperhidrosis – genetic or imaginary?

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

This morning is the day before my exam results get released. Of course, I’m very nervous and my hands are sweating to the extent of dripping on the floor.

No, I’m not nervous (touch wood – actually, I am), it’s because I have a hand condition known as hyperhidrosis. It is a genetic condition and is basically when you sweat profusely in certain areas (in my case it’s hands and feet) triggered by certain stimuli – for me it’s certain materials and sounds. The instant I touch or even see certain materials (mostly fabrics) or hear a certain sound my hands become damp and start sweating. What’s interesting is that even when I just think about the stimuli, it occurs. This means its very easy for me to trigger it – stopping it is another issue completely, something which I have been quite interested in for a while.

The common medical practice for dealing can be split into two ways: the permanent and the temporary. The permanent method involves sedating you in an operating theater and burning away your nerve endings with a surgical laser. This isn’t quite my cup of tea, so I looked at the temporary solutions. They range from ultra-powerful anti-persperants, half-hour soaks in baking soda to mild electrocution with a 12V battery (there’s even a YouTube Video of this). No matter what the math says, I’m not planning on hooking myself up to a battery anytime soon.

Another thing I would like to note is that it’s very uncomfortable, even on the brink of painful when this occurs. Think sharp pins jabbing your hand.

What I was interested in was whether or not I could stop this with my mind. It’s quite well-known that the mind is certainly powerful – such to the point that it can even convince itself of death.

What would happen, I reasoned, if I forced myself to feel a material that I knew would trigger it constantly? I took a silk tie and scrunched it within my hands. Instantly I felt sharp jabs of pain in my hand and the tie became damp. What I discovered was interesting – normally I would instantly withdraw my hand, proceeding which they would get damper until they would drip water. However if I kept touching the material, they would get damp, but never more than that – and I can guarantee you it wasn’t because the tie was soaking it up.

Whatever it is they make touchpads out of, that’s another one of the materials I can’t stand. As soon as I so as touch a touchpad, it becomes damp. However, despite this I love having the ability to use a touchpad. It’s convenient and near to the keyboard. However once my hands become damp the touchpad is unusable. Forcing myself to touch it coupled with intense concentration has somehow managed to make it so that the majority of the time, I am now immune to that material.

Even when it does become damp, I have found that through the mind I am able to now actually make it stop (depends on the situation – but it’s improving!)

It isn’t about how my hands feel the material, its about how my mind interprets that feeling. The feeling is still as sharp as ever, but interjection from the mind allows you to separate the feeling itself with the interpretation.

Just my two cents on the topic. I’m going to go wipe the keyboard now.

If the auto industry makes cars like Microsoft makes Windows?

Friday, August 7th, 2009

This is an old one (and I take no credit for it), but cracks me up every time I read it and I’m sure that I’m not the first. However it’s great to share, and here it is … again :)

Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

  1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
  2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
  3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
  4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
  5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times! as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.
  6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.
  7. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.
  8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
  9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
  10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.

Hello Planet KDE!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Hello all KDE users out there! If nothing got borked in the process this blog post should be aggregated in the Planet KDE feed :)

Obviously, this is my first post, and that warrants some introduction to any new readers out there.

My name is Dion Moult, I am a KDE-user (running on my favourite flavour Gentoo) and have joined Hans Chen in his path to become a KDE developer. My posts would document my progress and should be interesting as we do come from very different backgrounds. I actually described a bit about myself in my first post about “The Road to KDE Devland Moult Edition #0” – so I don’t see any benefit of repeating myself here.

The posts that appear here will be manually filtered from my blog posts with the tag “planetkde” – this means that you will not benefit from the vibrant and unpredictable publications on the full monty of my blog, but this should still add to the community that KDE has managed to create – something unquantifiable relative to “lines of code”.

In case you bothered to click that link to my first road-to-kde-devland post, you would know that I do graphic design too – and since nobody likes walls of text, here is a blue-ish wallpaper dedicated to KDE (not really, it was a design I had started on then stopped because I didn’t like it) and of course, it’s made with GIMP (sorry haven’t tried Krita yet):

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In a nutshell: “hello” (I really should apply for law school or something)